Showing posts with label Fantasy felonies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fantasy felonies. Show all posts

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Grand Theft Roto: Get ready to S.T.E.A.L.


For many of my formative fantasy years, I thought I was the only one who loved trading more than any other aspect of the game. I mean, drafts are fun, auctions are even better and winning is tremendous. But the moment of pulling off a deal and watching everyone else in the league react to the transaction e-mail with outrage and envy beats it all.

Like I said, I thought I was the only one, until I began writing Grand Theft Roto and started receiving e-mails like this.

"I am the greatest fantasy trader in the world! No one deals like me! I fall asleep at night trying to think of ways of turning Mark Buehrle into Max Scherzer. When a waitress offers me more coffee, I counter and get her to make it a latte and a free biscotti thrown in."